if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
Who read Romeo and Juliet and thought “this is a good play and all but you know what would make it better? Animated gnomes”
I hate having sex dreams about people because it is mucho awkward afterward.
I could see them the next day and I’m thinking like:
“I gave you the best fucking orgasm of your life last night and you don’t even know it.”
mascara packaging can get really intense???
it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA
R E T U R N T O T H E D E P T H S
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
more outtakes from the TIME magazine shoot. ;)
another one is here ICYM
have you ever seen someone so attractive it made you mad
love it when mutuals i dont really talk to like one of my posts bc its like “glad i brought something to the table that you liked please dont leave me”
Oh god guys. JK Rowling is a genius, and so is this person.
the thing I love about this fandom is that there are 7 books and 8 movies to observe. so every once in a while some blessed soul finds a piece of information that makes all the magic resurface again
Oh Lord…it’s a metaphor too. It’s symbolic of Neville holding on to his past, the horrors of what happened to his parents, of being a passive vessel for that atrocity. As if the terrible thing kept happening and would never stop happening.
When he moves forward and becomes part of his own story instead of the story of his past, his strength surges.
gay couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
straight couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
couples passionately making out in public make me uncomfortable
why are you passionately making out in public please stop