HAPPY EASTER, may you eat candy until you shit stars and rainbows!
a little something for a lovely anon who wanted some Merthur stuck in da net!
Businessman Arthur Pendragon sees a face he likes at a formal dinner. Young pianist Merlin Emrys notice it.
I’M AT THE LIBRARY TRYING TO READ A GODDAMN BOOK AND I LOOK UP AND SHAQ IS SMIRKING SENSUALLY AT ME FROM BEHIND A BOOK AND I CAN’T FOCUS I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE
merthur + football au
Arthur Pendragon is the golden boy of Camelot United. He loves his job- his teammates, the fans- but mostly he just loves to play. The feeling he gets when he’s running down the pitch is indescribable. Merlin Emrys is fresh out of medical school. He’s new to Camelot United’s medical team and a bit starstruck working with sports legends like Lance du Lac and Leon Knightly. But Arthur’s the one who makes him tongue-tied and it’s hard to wrap someone’s knee when you’re busy picturing them naked.
Idk if it’s just bc it’s at work, but all of the cocks I’ve ever seen do not look as pleasant and magical as fanfiction makes them seem. At ALL.
head boy!Merlin and quidditch captain!Arthur, anyone? Anyone?